Nov 2, 2010

Happy Election Day!

God (and the people of Nevada): please save us from Sharron Angle.


And as you await the results of the election, check out the 100 best signs captured at BuzzFeed from John Stewart and Stephen Colbert's  "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear" this past weekend. My personal favorite, below, was captured by my own friend and reads "I LOVE MUSLIN (a progressive gauze)."



Oct 19, 2010

Christine O'Donnell educates us on the Constitution

Wow! I thought the Tea Party's whole schtick was that they were all ABOUT some Constitution? I think Ms. O'Donnell could use a new copy. Bless you Christine! You're on track to give us as much material as Palin if you keep it up...

Oct 15, 2010

Blog Alert

The Debonaire was featured in today's "Blogs of Note," and I really like! You might, too...check it out.
 

Oct 7, 2010

Hungover Owls

Although I think they miss a few opportunities in the captions,  Hungover Owls is still a blog worth perusing....

Sep 24, 2010

Joy of a Salesman

Again, not a new find, but this video is high.larry.ous. Go ahead...treat yourself!

Sep 23, 2010

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...

It's been a long ass time since anyone's posted anything to Blip Blop Bit...but I'm thinking it might be time to change that. It is getting to be one of my favorite times of the year--what politicians and pundits annoyingly refer to as political "silly season." And with 2010 shaping up to be the Year of the Tea Party, and Sarah Palin eyeing 2012, it seems like there will probably be much good fodder in the next few months.

But before we move right to the present--me thinks it's not a bad idea to take a look back at some noteworthy finds from the past year or so.

Let's begin with the Strange Tale of the Crack Fox, shall we?

Feb 20, 2009

So funny to me-ee-ee!

Cow Pee!

Move over Coke and Gatorade, cow pee is about to be the latest thirst quencher. In India, anyways. It's supposedly free of toxins, which is interesting since the purpose of urine is to carry toxins out of the body. But whatevs. Cheers!

Dec 30, 2008

Fancy meeting you here!

"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel

Jan 9, 2008 10:23am ESTWARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town."I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Dec 17, 2008

From one blog to another...

Finally, an answer to all those "I can eaz cheezeburger" posts:

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

Ha-where have all my lay-dees been?

Nov 26, 2008

Karma's a B****, and so is Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....

Anncoulte_duffy_10751119_600 Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2004 VP nominee John Edwards the F-word in 2007 while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the 'gay hate word' " so I'm -- so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The rehab reference was a right-wing joke (and we use the term loosely) about actor Isaiah Washington using that word for his “Grey’s Anatomy” co-star T.R. Knight and been forced by the network to undergo psychological treatment.

But her unfunny comments drew criticism from all fields, Democrats, Republicans and gay rights groups.

But here’s the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled "GUILTY” due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the “much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild," declares the book's jacket.

Her latest work reportedly exposes and mocks the media's love affair with all things Democrat and all things President-elect Barack Obama.

Too bad Ann won’t be able to say a word about her new book.

That’s just a gosh darn shame.

This article was on the LATimes blog, The Envelope at http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/11/oh-dear-page-si.html

Nov 21, 2008

One Quick Survey

Please raise your hand if you give one sh-t about Ashley Dupre. Quit clogging my media and my newsheadlines, you dumb...eh...woman.

Great Blocking!

(That's a theater term for positioning the actors, etc. in case you weren't sure)

Nov 15, 2008

My name is Ike and I'm a GG fan

One of my favorite blog reviews, Hot Clicks, reported that it's okay for guys to watch Gossip Girl. This is a big relief. The two reasons given were the GG ladies (Leighton Meester & Blake Lively) and Chuck Bass, who they call "the best character on TV right now." Also linked is a list of the 10 Current Chick Shows That Are Bearable To Watch. I have a problem with numbers 2, 5, 6, and 9. Classics missing from the list are Top Chef, Project Runway and One Tree Hill. As for a list of the Most Unwatchable:

1. Tell Me You Love Me
2. The New 90210
3. Denise Richards: It’s Complicated
4. Real House Wives
5. Sunset Tan