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Finally, an answer to all those "I can eaz cheezeburger" posts:

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

Ha-where have all my lay-dees been?

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Karma's a B****, and so is Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....

Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2004 VP nominee John Edwards the F-word in 2007 while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the 'gay hate word' " so I'm -- so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The rehab reference was a right-wing joke (and we use the term loosely) about actor Isaiah Washington using that word for his “Grey’s Anatomy” co-star T.R. Knight and been forced by the network to undergo psychological treatment.

But her unfunny comments drew criticism from all fields, Democrats, Republicans and gay rights groups.

But here’s the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled "GUILTY” due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the “much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild," declares the book's jacket.

Her latest work reportedly exposes and mocks the media's love affair with all things Democrat and all things President-elect Barack Obama.

Too bad Ann won’t be able to say a word about her new book.

That’s just a gosh darn shame.

This article was on the LATimes blog, The Envelope at http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/11/oh-dear-page-si.html

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My name is Ike and I'm a GG fan

One of my favorite blog reviews, Hot Clicks, reported that it's okay for guys to watch Gossip Girl. This is a big relief. The two reasons given were the GG ladies (Leighton Meester & Blake Lively) and Chuck Bass, who they call "the best character on TV right now." Also linked is a list of the 10 Current Chick Shows That Are Bearable To Watch. I have a problem with numbers 2, 5, 6, and 9. Classics missing from the list are Top Chef, Project Runway and One Tree Hill. As for a list of the Most Unwatchable:

1. Tell Me You Love Me

2. The New 90210

3. Denise Richards: It’s Complicated

4. Real House Wives

5. Sunset Tan

A F-ing Classic