Joy of a Salesman

Again, not a new find, but this video is high.larry.ous. Go ahead...treat yourself!

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...

It's been a long ass time since anyone's posted anything to Blip Blop Bit...but I'm thinking it might be time to change that. It is getting to be one of my favorite times of the year--what politicians and pundits annoyingly refer to as political "silly season." And with 2010 shaping up to be the Year of the Tea Party, and Sarah Palin eyeing 2012, it seems like there will probably be much good fodder in the next few months.

But before we move right to the present--me thinks it's not a bad idea to take a look back at some noteworthy finds from the past year or so.

Let's begin with the Strange Tale of the Crack Fox, shall we?

So funny to me-ee-ee!

Cow Pee!

Move over Coke and Gatorade, cow pee is about to be the latest thirst quencher. In India, anyways. It's supposedly free of toxins, which is interesting since the purpose of urine is to carry toxins out of the body. But whatevs. Cheers!

Fancy meeting you here!

"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel

Jan 9, 2008 10:23am ESTWARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town."I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

From one blog to another...

Finally, an answer to all those "I can eaz cheezeburger" posts:

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

Ha-where have all my lay-dees been?

Rahm's Inbox

Karma's a B****, and so is Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....

Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2004 VP nominee John Edwards the F-word in 2007 while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the 'gay hate word' " so I'm -- so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The rehab reference was a right-wing joke (and we use the term loosely) about actor Isaiah Washington using that word for his “Grey’s Anatomy” co-star T.R. Knight and been forced by the network to undergo psychological treatment.

But her unfunny comments drew criticism from all fields, Democrats, Republicans and gay rights groups.

But here’s the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled "GUILTY” due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the “much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild," declares the book's jacket.

Her latest work reportedly exposes and mocks the media's love affair with all things Democrat and all things President-elect Barack Obama.

Too bad Ann won’t be able to say a word about her new book.

That’s just a gosh darn shame.

This article was on the LATimes blog, The Envelope at http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/11/oh-dear-page-si.html

One Quick Survey

Please raise your hand if you give one sh-t about Ashley Dupre. Quit clogging my media and my newsheadlines, you dumb...eh...woman.