Ummm...

Okay, crime is never ever cool or funny, but this next one certainly knocks on the door of "amusing." A man was arrested for burglary this weekend--it seems he robbed two farm workers, and woke one of them by massaging him with spice rub, and the other by smacking him with an 8-inch sausage. This is totally hypothetical, but if I were a criminal, I would probably use a similar gesture as my calling card(although I'm thinking hard salami).

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail