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Now, THAT'S what I call a committed boyfriend...

Some might thing he's crazy, but it sounds to me like he'd stop at nothing to get his boo what she most wanted. In Fountain, CO, a teen hired hit men (inept ones at that) to kill his mom so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend. The genius hit men used a "small wooden bat" and alas, the plan was foiled.

After that debate...

I need a shot of S.F.

One Word:

Yipes! What's worse than a scathing criticism of Sarah Palin? If you ask me, it's this piece by New York Times columnist Judith Warner, which expresses pity and concern, rather than contempt and scorn, for Ms. SP. Warner's right--poor Sarah!

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House

Gimme Gimme

God I love Google email ads--they led me to discover glow fur! Feast your eyes on the jacket below and find more at www.glowfur.com. (Props to the site designer and photographer for making this stuff look somewhat fashionable). Start saving now though, shi is 'spensive!

Scare-ee-ee!

The Ultimate in Cat Videos

srsly.

turn up the sound for maximum lol'ing. my favorite cat is at 0:36.

Wachawi wanapenda kusumbua Sarah Palin sana!

It may appear that this blog has it out for Sarah Palin, but I think I have something that will shut her critics up. I think this video demonstrates that our future VP does indeed have foreign relations experience and as our friends in in Hollywood can attest, their town could use a greater church presence. As someone who has met witches and witchdoctors, I can say that they are not cute and they are not funny. Behold:



Or try Fox News:
elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/25/pastor-blessed-palin-to-protect-her-from-witchcraft/

It Costs a Lot of $$ to Look That Not-As-Close-To-Death-As-He-Actually-Is

if i spent 5 grand on a makeup artist, i'd better walk away looking...well...looking good (at the very least)

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09252008/gossip/pagesix/pretty_face_130589.htm

AND

We have a deal. Looks like congress has reached an agreement on the bailout plan. Sweet--I think. This best mean the debates are GO!

You Decide

I don't want to risk coloring your opinion of the clip below by injecting my own, so have yourself a look-see and tell me how you think this interview went.

Assualt with A Deadly Weapon

Apparently the debate delay isn't the only thing that stinks today...

This just submitted by Miss JB: a man has been charged with assault for farting on a police officer....srsly. The official CNN story highlights:

• West Virginia man was pulled over on suspicion of DUI
• Officer says man passed gas and fanned air toward him
  
• In addition to DUI, man is charged with assault on police officer
  
• He admits passing gas but not aiming at patrolman

All I have to say is GTK (that's "good to know" for all of you who are out of the loop.)

Something Stinks...

After making a surprising request yesterday to postpone Friday's Presidential debate, the McCain campaign announced today that it also hopes to postpone the Vice Presidential debate, which is slated for October 2. Unless a decision on the bailout is reached, McCain wants to debate Obama on the 2nd in place of the Palin-Biden debate.


I don't know about anyone else, but this thing absolutely reeks to me! And I guarantee you the debate schools will be pissed. These events take a full year of planning and millions of dollars to put on.

UPDATE: Ole Miss officials say canceling the debate would be "devastating" to the University and result in a 5.5 million dollar loss. They also say that they would be unlikely to reschedule.

S.F. Fix

I've been dancing to this all night.

GIMMEONENOW

Stating the Obvi

With all this talk about a certain sexy mayor-cum-VP, I thought I could interject my thoughts on another sexy mayor. (Earmuffs, Hike.) SF Mayor Gavin Newsom is hot. And man can dress.










Picture from Blogger's blog of the week.

A Damn Shame

Last night I tuned into "Dancing with the Stars". I know, I know but I was home with my mom. She has recently injured her back and I didn't feel right asking her to change the channel.

And I'm not going to lie I was slightly interested to see what Kim "Biggest A In the World" Kardashian had to offer.

Well let me tell ya, not much!

First off she was wearing this giant orange costume complete with hemline ruffles. As if we aren't already looking at her rear end. I recently read on Perez that Kim claims to be a size 27 and actually confeses to having her jeans tailored to fit her "tiny waist". You've got to be kidding me. If this woman is the "occasional size 26" or size 27, I must be a size 54.

Well poor Kim had to sweat it out until the final elimination. I thought the idiot was going to poop her pants...err dress.

So she was allowed to dance and my goodness I wish she hadn't. Not only did she dance to a nausea inducing version of "Baby Got Back", she freaking slaughtered it. Need I state the irony?

Upon interview Kim claimed to be "shy and very reserved." The lady judge even told her she needed to work on her performance as she didn't have much experience. The girl is famous for A SEX TAPE. If that's not performance at its best, I don't know what is.

I urge you to tune in tonight to at least see a recap of the debauchery. In my eyes, she's as good as gone.

The Verdict Is In...

And in case there was any confusion, penis pumps are NSFW. A judge was recently disbarred for using one during trials.

Today: my favorite day of the year!

In case you forgot, today is National Punctuation Day. What's your favorite punctuation mark? I'm pretty evenly split between the ellipses and the em-dash...

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Because Clowns with Clothes On Aren't Terrifying Enough

'08 graduates of San Fran's Clown Conservatory are putting out a nudie calendar for 2009 in hopes of raising money for Multiple Sclerosis.

http://www.contracostatimes.com/ci_10538885?source=most_emailed

that's really wonderful and all, but seriously...?

Obama? McCain? I want Senator Collins!

Some of you guys might recognize this line of debate. Senator Collins of Australia actually learned it from the William Dowell Finch School at GW.

Publish Post

Breast is Best

PETA has sent a letter to Ben & Jerry's co founders, urging the pair to replace cow milk in their ice cream with human breast milk.

I'm sure that would go over real well with consumers.

Care to Weigh In?

PBS is conducting a simple poll to find out whether people believe Sarah Palin is qualified to serve as VP. The good people on the right have organized a "yes" campaign--and right now "yes" is winning. What do you think? It takes literally seconds to vote--pass it along when you finish.

http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html

Baseless Blogger Chatter?

Internet rumors abound about the doomed fate of the Obama-Biden ticket...some sites project that Biden will drop out of the race for "health reasons," giving O the chance to tap Hill. The biggest piece of evidence in the case? An unusual paucity of Obama-Biden gear. Sounds like hogwash to me...but now that they you mention it...I don't know that I have seen much (or any?) of it floating around....

Knut!

Are you shocked?! Outraged?! Appalled?!

Yea, neither am I...this is about 5 years too late. I'm sure more than a few "Claymates" are burning his CDs as we speak.

P.S. How creeeeeeepy does he look? Ange, I think you overdid it with the photoshop this time...

Hallelujah

Thank Gawd this movie came out this weekend. I don't think I could have seen one more commercial for it without launching my remote at the screen. I mean what was the advertising budget for this movie, a billion gazillion dollars?
Also, is is possible for Kate Hudson to act in something other than a shiteous romantic comedy. Wasn't Fools Gold horrendous enough?
If anyone has wasted their money on this movie and actually thought it had content, feel free to prove me wrong.

Only By The Night

I've been waiting many weeks for this day! The new Kings of Leon, "Only By The Night" was released today. After loading it onto my Ipod, I listened to it on my way to work this morning. I have to say, I'm very pleased. It feels very different from past albums, much more refined. Here is what Rolling Stone has to say. For having only listened to it once, I give it a thumbs up. I love these boys.

Weener, we suck!

Ha-when can we talk? I mish you.

Scare-eee-eee

Is it just me (well it probably is) or is anyone starting to get really freaked out about flying? I swear I hear about some plane crash or malfunction pretty much every week. Here is the latest one that occured just this morning on American Airlines. Yay! For added anxiety, when I checked my horoscope this weekend it said "Geminis are very likely to get in accidents while traveling. Especially by air."

Don't do it Blaine!

David Blaines newest "illusion" is to hang upside down for 3 days without food or water. Ummmm how is this magic? Not only is this stunt RETARDED, but Blaine is endangering his life by being at risk for blindness, brain hemorrage, stroke or even death. Fortunately, his physician (who will be standing by) has maintained quite the sense of humor. "With the economy so bad people are really turning their lives upside down looking for employement." Bud-dum-dum. Article-->

I'm Amazed....

My Morning Jacket it tore it up last night for 2 1/2 hours at L.A.'s Greek theatre. Everyone pretty much walked out of there stunned (and stoned) and in a weird hippy trance. They have undoubtedly solidified their spot in my mind as one of the greatest rock bands of our time. I don't care what anyone says- besides being a badass, Jim James is a sexy mothaf*cka. Mad props to these KY boys. Makes mama proud!

And now, for the random website of the day...

Ever wondered what pigs sound like in Korea? Me, neither, but if you have some time to kill (oh, by the way, they say "no" over and over - interesting):

http://www.flat33.com/bzzzpeek/index1.html

Get Well Soon

In case you haven't heard, Travis Barker and DJ AM were injured in a plane accident in Georgia over the weekend. Both men suffered burns that could leave them in the hospital for weeks. The two passengers who died on the flight were friends of the musicians.

Read more here.

Happy Fall

http://www.firstpeople.us/