Sep 27, 2008

Now, THAT'S what I call a committed boyfriend...

Some might thing he's crazy, but it sounds to me like he'd stop at nothing to get his boo what she most wanted. In Fountain, CO, a teen hired hit men (inept ones at that) to kill his mom so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend. The genius hit men used a "small wooden bat" and alas, the plan was foiled.

Sep 26, 2008

After that debate...

I need a shot of S.F.

One Word:

Yipes! What's worse than a scathing criticism of Sarah Palin? If you ask me, it's this piece by New York Times columnist Judith Warner, which expresses pity and concern, rather than contempt and scorn, for Ms. SP. Warner's right--poor Sarah!

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House

Sep 25, 2008

Gimme Gimme

God I love Google email ads--they led me to discover glow fur! Feast your eyes on the jacket below and find more at www.glowfur.com. (Props to the site designer and photographer for making this stuff look somewhat fashionable). Start saving now though, shi is 'spensive!

Scare-ee-ee!

The Ultimate in Cat Videos

srsly.

turn up the sound for maximum lol'ing. my favorite cat is at 0:36.

Wachawi wanapenda kusumbua Sarah Palin sana!

It may appear that this blog has it out for Sarah Palin, but I think I have something that will shut her critics up. I think this video demonstrates that our future VP does indeed have foreign relations experience and as our friends in in Hollywood can attest, their town could use a greater church presence. As someone who has met witches and witchdoctors, I can say that they are not cute and they are not funny. Behold:



Or try Fox News:
elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/25/pastor-blessed-palin-to-protect-her-from-witchcraft/

It Costs a Lot of $$ to Look That Not-As-Close-To-Death-As-He-Actually-Is

if i spent 5 grand on a makeup artist, i'd better walk away looking...well...looking good (at the very least)

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09252008/gossip/pagesix/pretty_face_130589.htm

AND

We have a deal. Looks like congress has reached an agreement on the bailout plan. Sweet--I think. This best mean the debates are GO!