Last night I tuned into "Dancing with the Stars". I know, I know but I was home with my mom. She has recently injured her back and I didn't feel right asking her to change the channel.
And I'm not going to lie I was slightly interested to see what Kim "Biggest A In the World" Kardashian had to offer.
Well let me tell ya, not much!
First off she was wearing this giant orange costume complete with hemline ruffles. As if we aren't already looking at her rear end. I recently read on Perez that Kim claims to be a size 27 and actually confeses to having her jeans tailored to fit her "tiny waist". You've got to be kidding me. If this woman is the "occasional size 26" or size 27, I must be a size 54.
Well poor Kim had to sweat it out until the final elimination. I thought the idiot was going to poop her pants...err dress.
So she was allowed to dance and my goodness I wish she hadn't. Not only did she dance to a nausea inducing version of "Baby Got Back", she freaking slaughtered it. Need I state the irony?
Upon interview Kim claimed to be "shy and very reserved." The lady judge even told her she needed to work on her performance as she didn't have much experience. The girl is famous for A SEX TAPE. If that's not performance at its best, I don't know what is.
I urge you to tune in tonight to at least see a recap of the debauchery. In my eyes, she's as good as gone.
1 comment:
First: Dancing w/ the Stars is a great show. It's the one reality show I actually like, but not surprisingly isn't watched by my Boos.
Second: Quit harassing Kim.
Third: Jayne's posts are a total blessing.
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