ESPN-worthy

I have managed to injure myself. Playing kickball.

Last night, while playing with team Kick In a Box, I made a diving catch in the 5th inning. And when I say diving I'm talking about arms fully outstretched, legs locked out behind me, eat dirt kinda catch. Needless to say I hit the ground so hard the earth shook. Upon impact my jaw jammed into the roof of my mouth, my feet rolled forward above my head and I dropped the ball. That whole "no guts no glory thing"-completely untrue. We suffered an embarrassing defeat and I hate losing.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a full body cast.

Prayer, flowers, donations, sympathy will be greatly appreciated.