First of all I cannot get over the grandmother at the end that says, "All senior citizens should wear life alert." It rings in my ears and makes me giggle all at the same time.
Now I know it isn't correct to make fun of the elderly and I want to make it clear that these are not my intentions. With that said, I decided to compose a list of all things I will need for when I reach the elderly age bracket just in case some of you all are doing your Christmas shopping for the coming century. Of course Life Alert is a the top of the list followed closely by:
And of course I could not go without this handy invention:
All hail The Rascal shown above in regular and premium versions. I, being the simple woman that I am, much prefer the simpler version but it must be in the shiniest red possible. My friends and I have often discussed our whereabouts at age 80. The general consensus being the Rosebud Bar pulled up to an outside table sitting proudly atop our Rascals. If you don't know this location but would like to join, just hit me up on my Jitterbug.
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